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Archives | Things written here since... well, 2001. Some of it is good, some is utter shait.

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2002-03-07

-- Hi. And what can I do for you?
-- I would want a chocolate ball and, a-hum, a, a glass of water.
-- Would you like anything else?
-- No thank you.
-- That would be eight kronor. (1 US$ roughly equals 10 kronor /Ed.)
[She takes out a fifty kronor note and hand it over. Inside the editor’s head a voice with a remarkable likehood of Chris Rock says “Can you change a hundred?” The editor barely manage to keep quiet but he succeed. The girl on the other side of the cash register turns to those next in line.]
-- Hi. And what can I do for you?
-- Two coffee please, nothing else.

-- Oh yeah, you don’t have an email. Did you know that there are recites now in March on British Studies?
-- No...
-- Well, it is. The fifteenth I think.
-- Don’t forget the phonetics.
-- Is that also now in March?!
-- Yes.
-- Yeah.
-- Three exams in one month? Are they crazy?!
-- How would we know?
-- I don’t want to do three tests. How far between are they?
-- I think two of them are in the same week.
-- What... Shit. And this started out as such a great week.
[A few minutes of silence.]
-- What happened with him?
-- Shock and trauma. More coffee?
-- Sure.