Amazon har börjat sälja matprodukter över Internet i USA, vilket i kombination med humor och ett kommentarsystem gjort det hela oerhört underhållande. Från behållaren med en gallon mjölk:

“I remember when Tuscan Whole Milk was just a boy, growing up the the Bordeaux suburb of Soumeras, France (he spent every summer at his grandparent’s house). Soumeras was a town with merely 300 people, and everyone would say, “Bonjour, Tuscan!” as he passed on his little red bike. Tuscan was always on his bike, riding through the vineyards and underneath the shady trees that lined the red clay road leading up to his grandparents house. Tuscan used to ride in the summer sun, his plastic jug rippling in the wind, happy as a milk jug in the South of France could be. Drink my friend carefully.”

Rebecca Papin

“This is the sexiest milk I have ever had. This milk is silky and perfect in every way. I felt real nourishment after I drank this milk, and you know what I mean. Marvin Gaye must have had a lot of this milk, and his special lady-friend too.”

Billy Pinko

Det finns mer saker som kommenterats, som vindruvor.

“Grapes, when combined with 2 parts nitric acid, 1 part dihydrogen oxide, a pinecone, and glue-sticks, actually make a great ammunition for everything from shooting down enemy airplanes to blowing apart spaceships from the fifth dimension.”

J Miller

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